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| User: | burninglondon (1891387)  The Egomaniacal Ramblings of a Madman
A Plan For World Domination |
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| Name: | burninglondon | |||||
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States | |||||
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| Bio: | Raised by wolves in the mountains of Japan, Dave is almost completely mad. However, since no three doctors can agree on what exactly is wrong with him, he remains free to roam the streets. He became an apprentice sumo wrestler at age five, but failing to adhere to dietary guidelines he was forced into academia where his mind was warped by Lewis Carroll, Douglass Adams, and Socrates. He emerged of the opinion that he is not in fact a person, but rather the demented hallucination of an even more deranged mind, and whishes that whoever’s doing it would stop. He hopes to meet the Dreamer one day, preferably while holding a blunt object. Dave believes the Dreamer has crafted him to be the twisted personification of the ills of society. It is for this reason that nobody likes him, not even the Pope. He has been committed three times, but always escapes quickly, each time by throwing a water fountain through a window and then, inexplicably, walking out the front door. This only works because his keepers are very stupid. He is currently amassing an army of heavily beweaponed battle monkeys in plans for world domination. They have already conquered Japan, and an assault on the Chinese mainland is planned for the summer. When world domination is achieved, he plans to team up with the Pope for the Godless Sinners Tour, coming soon to a bus depot near you. WARNING: ANY CONTRADICTIONS PERCEIVED IN THE ABOVE BIOGRAPHY ARE THE RESULT OF THE ILLUSORY NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THEREFORE YOUR OWN PROBLEM. | |||||
| Memories:: | 11 entries | |||||
| Pictures: | over 20 public | |||||
| Interests: | 46: acting, anime, armor, baking, beer, buddhism, bushido, cigars, combat, cooking, douglas adams, exercise, farscape, history, history channel, japan, japanese films, japanese music, jeet kune do, jiu jitsu, jonathan lethem, kendo, knives, lewis carol, martial arts films, marx brothers, mythology, neil gaiman, penny dreadful players, philosophy, politics, punk rock, sake, samurai, sushi, swords, t s eliot, tea, terry pratchett, the clash, the postal service, they might be giants, weaponry, weight lifting, whiskey, writing | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Friend of: | 25: barbaloot_suit, bdar, brians_logg, cheerybeggar, cirsium, desdrata, discala, dramabear5, edevries, film_maven, gimaroo, hobbes15, icyphoenix, junette, lespetitespois, lokitwospirit, nelbel, oenon, onewhiterabbit, pynchon82, scrane, smargot, spygrl1, supermackin4, thumper3483 | |||||
| Member of: | 1: paidmembers | |||||
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